Australia. The awesome land that brought us INXS, beautiful Hugh Jackman and most recently, Tabitha Turlington. Who is Tabitha Turlington? Oh do not be fooled: She is a HE and they are a drag queen.I'm sure if s/he ever saw this, I'd probably get the quick 'tude that they look better than I ever could and I shouldn't be disrespectin'... right, whatever mine are real.
I kind of picked up on the innuendo in the title's name, but I didn't think s/he would take it and slap us in the face with obviousness! Jesus Christ this song is hilariously terrible! It starts out enticing... ooh a new techno song for the club! There's a ton of build up in the beginning for greatness, and then the build also builds a smile on my face and then the words come in. This is when it's completely evident that Tabitha is probably Timothy or Steve.
I've got a rocket, a rocket in my pocket
and it's going to take you higher than heaven
I've got a rocket, a rocket in my pocket
gonna shoot you with my love!
I probably don't even need to say anymore as I'm sure every single one of you had the exact same reaction I did when I first heard this. In addition, it doesn't even rhyme!!! COME ON! That's the least you could do.... Stevabitha.
2 comments:
I just listened to the song. I hope they didn't spend to much money on it because it was awful.The singing and the words are dreadful. Embarassing
That's the whole point, it was meant to be a joke. I like it, very 80s Hi NRG.
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